Onderwerp: Top 10 reasons
Mods and Santa are the same:
Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funnily.
When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.
Santa seldom answers your mail.
When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves make it for me!".
Santa only cares about one deadline - his.
Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.
Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
Santa laughs entirely too much.
Santa thinks nothing of breaking into home (PC) and having a snoop around.
Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.
Your village is 38100% bigger than the defending village. You will probably lose 90 honour by attacking this village. If someone of your clan attacked this village earlier, every clan member will lose honour.